The Ramblings of Elyse

Yesterday, I was on a quest.

I had to find a book that I planned to give to a friend of mine, I had originally planned to buy it from the internet but discovered I could indeed buy it in Australia. No, that was wrong.

I discovered this when I walked into a bookshop and couldn't see it on the shelf so asked the very stupid question of "Hi, I'm looking for a book".

See, I know it's a stupid question, I was told afterwards that it's only when I don't follow it up with another statement about what book and the person serving me is completely immune to it. Due to the frequency that people do it.

The thing that made this story completely gold is well, the person serving me was hilarious and while I'm sure she thought I was a nutcase, she was amused by it rather than being scared.
I ask stupid questions, but I'm self aware of it.

The gold part of the story, I was looking for a book called "Pirate's Guide to Parenting", while wearing my "To Err is to Human, to Arr is to Pirate".

So, what did I wear while book shopping?
I don't have a photo...
I'm going to have to get a photo, aren't I?

Well, I won't because I'm lazy and in bed and lazy.
So loyal readers, I owe you one.

I have many things that make me UnAustralian. Number one on the list is that I hadn't been to the beach since 2004.

That actually changed in September, 2009 when I hung out for a little bit at Marbourbra Beach but I conveniently forget that.

So, yesterday I was up on the Central Coast for my friend's wedding and decided that I should go to the beach.

And after reading the wonderful Miss Addict's Blog, I decided to document my fashion stance on the day.

Awesome.

Now I have fulfilled my beach duties for another 5 years.

Australia, you are welcome.

At least I had one thing right...





We should be lucky, the last photo of me at the beach looks like this...


Way too pensive for any photo of me.

I'm actually pretty sure I'm wearing the same shorts in both those photos.
I love those shorts.

The hoodie was stolen from someone.

Quality, right?