The Ramblings of Elyse

Yes, this is my third post for the night.

This is the first post I've actually started writing tonight.

It's my 41st post of the year and the 13th post of May.

These numbers only mean something to me.
I've written more this month than I wrote in 2008 and one would think I would have gone hardcore with my writing when I first started the blog.
Come to think of it, I can't even remember the why I started the blog.


Damn, can't even go to my regular scapegoat of Teen Angst.
Teen angst, that was a while ago...

So far in 2010, I have written more than I did in 2009, give me another post and it will be equal with '09 and '08 combined.
May, 2010 is the one I have written the most posts for.
Good times.

These are interesting numbers.
They fascinate me, but I'm the one that likes the numbers and I look for patterns.
My blog writing pattern is lots at the begining of the month and then stop.
Then again, I have lots of drafts at the moment, most of which won't get published since they are just justifications of stupid behaviour and justifications are bullshit and will annoy me so much more if I publish them.
So, sorry world. In the vault...
Unless you hack my account...

Which, don't.

Thus, numbers, lots of numbers.

I could do a word count, but I think it will make the internet explode.
It would be high, let's just leave it at that.

I lost track of what I was writing about some time ago...
I think I need to find some topics.
Give me some topics!
Seriously, I'll write about whatever!

Aren't you curious to find out what I'd do with a serious world issue?

That being said, I am looking forward to the 2nd of June when I write my favourite segment ever!
That's right... The June edition of the Inadvertly Ask Elyse!
I have some good ones.

I think I have an obsession with hugging...
But it will be exciting!

Seriously need to make that video.
Does anyone want to be in my video about hugging?


And that's how Elyse got involved in making Pornography for the Hardcore Christians...